Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
operation have a gay friend backfired
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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