Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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