1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I touched a dick in church today
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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