Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
