is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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