Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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