please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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