So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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