is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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