Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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