i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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