i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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