so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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