if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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