why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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