whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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