So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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