I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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