a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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