yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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