You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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