You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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