OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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