She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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