2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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