I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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