I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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