OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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