I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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