pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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