I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
smell my finger.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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