normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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