You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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