Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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