Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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