We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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