you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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