your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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