Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
