dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
