Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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