The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There's always time for handjobs
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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