is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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