Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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