Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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