i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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