oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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