Dual....:-)
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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