some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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