i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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