Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When did angry sex become our thing?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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