Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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