Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Oh god it's open bar.
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